Give a man an inch and he’ll take a mile
Are men honest about their penis size? Of course they’re not. We know that.
But just how long are their tales? How many inches do they add to reality?
Well, a helpful tech blogger called Lukas has crunched some numbers using a new new database of penis size surveys.
Most interesting is the disparity between what men actually have in their pants, and what they say they have. Learning what guys actually, exactly ‘add on’ around the world offers a fascinating foresight into expectations.
Ultimately, the results aren’t unexpected – men are marvellously generous to themselves. They overestimate their genitalia by some distance a lot of the time.
Here’s the simplest graph detailing the correlation:
As you can see in the chart above, the amount ‘measured’ is significantly less that what was ‘self-reported’ by men.
The green indicates what men actually had in their pants flaccid and erect. The red tells you how much they said they had.
It uses data from around the world, though most surveys have been done in Europe, parts of Africa, and South America.
Oh dear, lads.